Burnout Labs – Startup Parody for the Terminally Tired

Burnout Labs: where passion meets exhaustion. This fake-tech logo captures modern hustle culture with sarcasm and style. Innovate. Collapse. Repeat.

Product: Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt

• 4.5 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey

• Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar

• Modern classic fit

• High stitch density for smoother printing surface

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Rolled forward shoulder

• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

• Tubular fit for minimal torque

• Tear away label

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